April 2014 archive


…But i thought i had enough time…

  Last night i had the latest night EVER! It was my brothers 18th birthday everybody was drunk plus it was a Sunday night I have school the next day. BEEP BEEP BEEP went my alarm clock

” AHHH  oh god i am late for school wait no i’m not its the last day of school we start at 9.50 i can just chill now for 1 hour and 30 minutes.”

Finally he gets dressed and goes to school and walks through the door with his teacher looking very odd.

” umm hello”


“But but i didn’t know”

“TOO BAD DETENTION for the whole of next term!”